Let us be clear right up front:
This is not a ranking of the worst people on the planet.
If that were the case, it would simply be comprised of Donald Trump and all those in his administration.
Instead, it’s a rundown of the biggest turkeys in and around Hollywood throughout 2019; those who were lame, those who were pathetic, those who were stupid and annoying and sad and…
… you know, turkeys.
Who sits at the top (bottom?) of our rankings?
Scroll down to find out!
At the forefront of the tweens-to-white nationalism pipeline is video game villain PewDiePie, who has a hugely racist fanbase. In 2019, this dude pulled a donation to a Jewish anti-hate charity — and announced it wearing the Iron Cross. Also, he’s a transphobe.
We didn’t hear much from him for a significant chunk of the year, but then the rapper said he takes his teenage daughter to the doctor on a frequent basis and asks if her hymen is intact to make sure she’s still a virgin. T.I. has since tried to explain this comment away — but it’s way too late, dude.
17. Devin Nunes
Representative Devin Nunes, a Republican from California and ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, is suing a fictional cow. He has also pushed a Russian-sponsored conspiracy theory about Ukraine and has been accused of using campaign donations in an illegal fashion, while also turning to another country in order to dig up dirt on a political opponent.
16. Felicity Huffman
The veteran actress is in jail right now. She pleaded guilty for using her fame and fortune to violate the college admissions rules and get her kid accepted into USC.
15. Jim Edmonds
The former professional baseball player admitted this summer to having sent sexts to a mistress, while his wife was pregnant with their twins. We’re pretty sure he did more than that, too. Jim and Meghan are now getting a divorce amid chatter that he had an inappropriate relationship with the couple’s nanny.
14. Lori Loughlin
It’s a joke you’ve probably heard over and over this year, but we couldn’t close out 2019 without making it one more time: Aunt Becky is about to go from Full House to the big house. Lori Loughlin isn’t the only famous actress to face jail time as a result of her role in the college admissions bribery scandal. But while Huffman accepted a plea deal and had the decency to look contrite as she left the courthouse, Loughlin is fighting the charges and posing for selfies with fans as though this is just another one of her Hallmark movies. If she’s found guilty of buying her daughters way into USC, Loughlin could get locked up for a very long time — so hopefully she’s making the most of this year’s Thanksgiving